tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Why must shit things keep happening to my family! WHY?!

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antiquitate:

untitled by Lonely in Gorgeous on Flickr.

I swear everything it so filled with drama. I just wish I was in Cambodia with my kiddies talking under the mango tree’s with no communication to the outside world.